Me duele la cabeza

Long story short: been seen by maaaany doctors, have a few stitches on my head (my haircut is ruined!) and can only use one arm for now.  Many bruises  and cuts, my whole body aches. Can’t have alcohol or coffee for while. I shouldn’t watch TV or use the computer. And I can’t wash my hair for while. My birthday party is postponed until I have my body functioning. I’ll go lie down now. Bed rest recommended.
Big thanks to Patric and his wonderful copilot, Jen,  for a long and pleasant ride home. Cheers.