Wisdom reloaded

After this:

“Have a drink!”
“No! I have stopped drinking.” and after a short pause: “You know drinking leads to things you might later regret. Like getting together with your ex…”
“Oh, common! The most important part is not to have sex. I mean sex with your ex. Did you?”
“So I have stopped drinking for now”
“… What about your current boy friend?”
“Oh, I didn’t have sex with him yet”

From here.

I bring you this:

“How come nobody loves me?”
“Why don’t you just… masturbate?”
“Oh…. shut up!”


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    08/08/2007 at 5:03 PM

    Nice conversations! 🙂

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    08/08/2007 at 10:52 PM

    Brilliant!! Thank you so, so much for making me laugh 🙂
    As for the idea behind it… Another day, this is tooooo funny!

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    09/08/2007 at 12:43 AM

    guys, before you start thinking I am jerk, which I might be, and I love the traffic, lets get one thing straight! I would like to shed some light on a couple of things. I love Andressa. And Andressa is loved in a different way by, I guess, many. Blog readers, admirers, lovers. If it so happens that you are Andressa’s boyfriend, please please please please tell her and show her that you love her. Thank you.

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    09/08/2007 at 9:05 AM

    I don’t think he reads the comments. But thanx. :-*

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    10/08/2007 at 2:42 AM

    “He” can read?!?

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    18/08/2007 at 5:02 PM

    hm… pretty twisted :-/ i had a good laugh tho 🙂

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