my ally mcbeal moments
I said I wouldn’t write about my personal life anymore because I just hate it when people ask questions about stuff they read on my blog. But I can’t help it!
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I had an Ally McBeal moment that I just have to tell you about.
- me – two weeks ago – crying in my bathtub, rubbing my feet: “Nobody loves me. I want a massage… Why am I rubbing my own feet?? Nobody loves me…”
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- me – two days ago – drinking at a party – talking to an uber-cute guy. Me: “What do you do for a living?” Him: “I am a masseur”. I looked up and said “Good one, Jesus!”
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We’re just friends, relax. Still, it was funny. And, to all you readers out there, unless you want me to stop writing about my ally mcbeal moments, if you see me – please do not – I repeat – DO NOT ask for details about my posts. I dislike that.
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can we ask about your feet?:)
It’s a good insight from your fucked up personal life…i hope not so much as you believe it is
that uber-cute guy sounds interesting, I’m dieing to hear more about him…do you have pictures? …more than a tznd words.
karta,
yes, I do have pictures. I’ll show you when we meet for tea.
that sounds EXACTLY like Ally
nobody likes to be asked questions about their posts, and yet most people ask, blah!
There’s an Ally McBeal in all of us…
Deci te-ar deranja si daca te-ar intreba daca ai nevoie de un masaj?:)
Why were you lonely? Don’t you have a significant other anymore? Why were you crying? How did you break up with that last fella? Why were you massaging your feet? Did they hurt? Why? What’s your fave posish? Why? What Disney character do you fancy? Why? Why don’t you like questions? Aren’t they fun? Why?
Acuma imagineaza-ti ca unui tip ii place de tine, sunteti impreuna si toate alea. Sa presupunem ca tipului ii place ca iubita sa-i scrie scenarii. Si a dat peste tine! Oau! Super. Pe de alta parte, tie, scriind scenarii toata ziua, s-ar putea sa nu-ti faca chiar atat de multa placere sa “muti” biroul acasa. Ia gandeste-te!
Daca vrei masaj, eu zic sa te duci la masaj. Iti fac eu niste recomandari. Intelegi ce vreau sa zic.
Hai te-am pupat
Asta-i ca si in Seinfeld cand Jerry avea o iubita maseur si era disperat ca lui nu-i facea masaj.
Yupeeee… I’m not the only one having Ally McBeal moments (desi trebuie sa recunosc ca nu mi s-a mai intamplat de ceva vreme…)
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Bunaaaa Andressssss ssss ssssa MCmcmc m cbeal ! Sunt un pitic barbos si balbaittt tttt, am lucrat la circ, dresam bestii, dar acum sunt somer… Vrei sa fiu piticul tau? P.S: te las sa ma prinzi.